Happy Birthday Tim!

Before I start with the usual traditions (poetry lmao😂 *realises I spoiled it*) let me give you a perspective of who Tim is from my view <33

Tim is a person whom I met online, around half a year ago. We’ve practically became wives of each other best friends, and can’t live without each other.

Tim is smart, pretty, funny, has the best comebacks and she’s my free dictionary 😭✋

And you know what? She’s turning 13 today!!! I’m so mad that she’s turning thirteen before I am, but let’s not-

Here’s a small card I made :> Tim if you’re reading this, spare a like 😂😌✋

SPAM THE COMMENTS WITH HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY PLEASEE 🥺💜

friendship goals on fleek 😌✋

Before I start the poem. Keep in mind its written for a bff and it's completely crack but you know what? If you sing the first four lines in the tune of Butter by BTS, it fits so well 😂😂💀
Now that you have a warning, you may proceed-

Tim, I love you (as a friend, wife everything)
And I know that you love me too, 😂
But today I did the math,
I can prove to you I love you more than that- (no one did any math dw 💀)

You’re always gonna be my wife,
For the rest of my life, (maybe even 10 lives 👀)
And remember we’ll be meetin’
When we’re sixteenn!

I’ll still love you,
When your jokes aren’t funny,
I’ll still love you,
Even when you have no money 😂😂💀 (Sis, we broke dw)

To see you upset and wanting to cry,
Makes me feel like, I wanna die,
You’ve always been there for me,
That’s why I’ll always be there for you, see?

I forgot to write something for your birthday, (sorry oml 😭)
So here I am, at 2 am writing this on a weekday,
I have school, might get sued for not waking up, I don’t care,
It’s your 13th birthday, oh and we make a great pair😉 (totally not hitting on you)

Eat lots of cake, don’t make me come there to shove it in your mouth,
And I hope you still don’t think I’m 40, or do you still have that doubt?-
Come onlineeee, you’re leaving me concerned now,
How did you survive without talking to me for 3 days, HOW?

Happy Birthday once again,
Turning old might be a pain, (ahsjdhad what am I doing)
I hope to see you soon, and then we’ll go to Korea together,
Spend money till we’re broke, and then probably stay there forever😂💜

Have the best day!! <33 Happy Thirteenth!!

PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST CRACKHEAD POEM I’VE WRITTEN IN LIKE, MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I hope you didn’t get a stroke while reading this. Please, it’s good for a 2 am poem though.

Come on 😪😔✋

before my crackheadness takes over, i'll be ending this post, so take care of yourselves and the loved ones around you :DD drink plenty of water and eat well okay? Or else 🔪🔪

byeeeee <33

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