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🎄❆ Blogmas!! Post Eleven | A Letter to Santa ❆🎄

Yoooo! I’m back, again. Your emails might be going brr at this rate but we’re here for the content 😂 I hope you are good and if not, I hope you feel better soon! Today’s post is all about writing a letter to Santa! Yes, I’m aware that I’m 13 and I need to grow up but one letter won’t hurt..

Click here to view all the Blogmas posts uptil now!

Anyway, let’s get into the post!

Dearest Santa,
First of all, do you ever have an existential crisis? No because some people believe in you, whereas some don't. So do you believe that you exist or not? I'm somewhere in the middle of this. Please tell me what you think..

Lol, but anyway. Is it too cold there? I hope you don't catch a cold and ruin Christmas (XD the grinch would be happy though). Moreover, could you by any chance track me down and give me stuff I wished for? You can check my wishlist in one of my Blogmas posts. It won't hurt right?

I heard you give coal to the ones who've been naughty this year. But do you realise you're contributing to air pollution? What will people possibly do with the coal? They shall burn it to make fuel. But the gases released from the burning are harming Earth and soon you shall have a tsunami in the North Pole! Consider opening a water park? XD

I am here to save you from a tsunami. Instead of giving them coal, just don't give them anything. Do the scientists a favour. This is a suggestion, I don't mean to be rude to you (don't cancel my gifts because of this letter, please). 
Also, what should I leave for your reindeer to eat? Do they like cookies, too? My parents won't let me bring hay into the living room, you know, pollution? XD

I'm afraid you won't be able to get into our house because we don't have a chimney or anything. So you will have to climb up the stairs. But hey! You shall lose some calories, good for you! (No, I'm not fat-shaming you, I promise 🥺). 

Anyway, I'm gonna end this letter. Feel free to spill some tea in the reply. Bring me my gifts pleasee! Byee, stay warm!

-Lili

One idea – If you want to pretend to be Santa and reply to my letter in the
comments, feel free to do so! I’d love to make this more hilarious 😂

I hope you have the best day! Take care and stay safe ✨

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13 thoughts on “🎄❆ Blogmas!! Post Eleven | A Letter to Santa ❆🎄

  1. Dear Lili,

    Oh my! I’m much to busy directing the elves to think about that but you do make interesting points. I suppose I can’t worry with it too much though. I exist regardless of what others believe.

    What’s this? You’re worried about it being too cold one moment and global warming the next? Dear child, it’s the perfect temperature at the North Pole. It’s magic y’know. And yes, I will bring you everything from your list! (plus candy, because who doesn’t like candy?

    Oh yes…wonderful idea Lili. We’ve been working to phase out coal deliveries. Especially with the Naughty list at an all time high!
    (The reindeer love carrots.)

    Stairs are fine. There are many children I visit all around the world that do not have chimneys and I make it work!

    I look forward to visiting you on Christmas Eve! Make sure to hang your stocking!

    ~Santa Claus

    (this was really fun!)

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  2. Dear Lili,

    Wouldn’t you think that asking me about having an existential crisis may be quite personal? I’m glad that you are looking out for me, but I don’t feel comfortable sharing this information, dear.

    I’m always quite worried about catching a cold – that’s why I live where no one else does, you see? It’s very important to practice social distancing. I’m sure that the grinch would be happy if I did, though he’s one of those beings I don’t mind disappointing.

    It is indeed my job to track down the children of this world, and since you were so nice as to point me to one of those so-called “blogmas” posts, I’ll be sure to get you at least some of the things you mentioned.

    Oh, the coal? You make a good point, yes. The iceberg that my workshop floats on has been growing quite small, and I’m indeed worried that I will have to move it to somewhere else – what’s Christmas without me, right? I don’t mean to be cocky, it’s just the way it is.

    I will have to consider giving naughty children something else, thank you for your concern, LIli.

    Oh, the reindeer will eat almost anything. Just if they eat too much, sometimes they can’t fly, which is always quite a problem. Sometimes we have to leave one of them behind because they’ve eaten too much (we always come back for them, of course), and then the sleigh gets rather lopsided.

    Oh, I can never fit down the chimney anyhow. Once I got stuck and that was quite a scary experience- plus it got soot all over my nice new red suit. I’ll find my way to your stockings, don’t worry.

    Thank you for writing. This was a very considerate letter.

    – Santa Claus

    (phew that took a while to write)

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    1. okay first of all that is LONG, thank you for taking the time out to write this letter Naomii 🥺💖

      oop, alrightt, i respect your privacy santa D:
      youre a total icon for practicing social distancing 🤩😂
      awwn really? thank youu!! <33
      XD christmas without you? i cant even imagine itt, and of coursee! Here to save the environment 😂🤭
      oh no :(( that sounds awful, i hope you can take a safer way this time 😂
      i'll write more letters every christmas if you'd like! heheh~

      this letter has me rolling on the floor oh myy 😂😂

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